If a Bear Sh!ts in the Woods..
Here's a fun fact I just found out. Have you ever wondered if and how bears take dumps during the hibernation season? I never wondered, or even thought about it. But apparently, they eat lots of food, creating a "tappen," which according to Wikipedia, is an organic butt plug. It's stated in the article that they are "often passed with great pain in the springtime." Uhh, that explains a scene from Grizzly Man..
(skip to 1:50-2:15)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpq8mjjyiKw&mode=user&search=
(I apparently can't embed this video)