Quick Appeal to Semantics

If I did stand-up comedy, this would be one of my bits.

PMS stands for premenstrual syndrome. Syndrome, like as in Down's syndrome. No offense to women, I know cramps and chocolate cravings probably suck, but it's not like an extra chromosome appears for a week. Can't we just call it premenstrual jitters? What about preblood jitters. PBJ. Ok, dinner time!


Stephie said...

Seriously, do stand up.

Drew said...

Haha I hope you're not serious.. it's one of those things that no one has said I should do.. ever! Thanks for the comment.:) And if I take the mike on some drunken, misguided weeknight, I'll let you know right on this here blog.